Wednesday, 23 May 2012

My Self Esteem

Let's all have a talk about my self-esteem, shan't we? 

self-es·teem

  [self-i-steem, self-]  Show IPA
noun
1.
a realistic respect for or favorable impression of oneself;self-respect.
2.
an inordinately or exaggeratedly favorable impression of oneself; example: Alex 'the great' Zelda



Yeah. That's all. 

Now, if you've given time and read that shit, you'll have no problem in not mocking me over this. 

Lol. Hot, wasn't it? 

And a bit ouchy. 

Anyways, crack it up over this: 

-Alex.

Sunday, 13 May 2012

Chennai, You Miss Me?

So, I’m back.
That must count to something, right?
Okay. So, the story’s short. The trip was short and I cut my middle finger the second day of the trip.
So, I have been getting my feet stamped day after day during the trip.
Gokul’s been afraid of tarantulas and is now checking for one everywhere he goes. Varsha’s been talking non-stop and has been putting a lot of mokkai (along with me of course. Kaanu’s been as annoying as always. I had been as awesome as always.
The pictures are taking 45 seconds to be uploaded and it will be on soon.
So, apparently, there was current everywhere. Except the TV in theVIProom didn’t work.
Lot of booze by the parents.
They think we don’t know. HEhe.
Varsha and Gokul tasted some. They are currently throwing up, actually.
So, the trip was good. We spotted porcupines, sambar deers and a jackal. We also saw a tiger eating some grass.
So, we didn’t see a cheetah, but we saw some monkeys fight for me. Nope, they fought for territory.
They were seriously into it. And I’m cursing now since I can’t use my middle finger to type and it’s really irritating.
I cut both the fingers with my fly. Haha. No. Really.

I'm gonna tell you about the trip by photos. Warning: I might look bad, please forgive me. I'm not photogenic. 

I'll first tell you where we went. So, Monday evening, we three packed up and went to Chennai Central by train and met up with our gang there. 

Here's our gang:       --THE GANG--
Hmm...someone's missing. Yep. The Glare. That's my Dad's bald spot. Here, the whole gang without the lady with her leg sticking out - that's actually Jansi by the way. 
So, the introductions. From the top left, kay? It's Raju Uncle and Poori Aunty whose son is Gokul, who is sitting underneath Poori. Yeah? Then, the guy next to Poori is Natu Uncle (short for Natarajan ;)) who parents Varsha - the sunglasses, with Jansi Aunty. She is missing here, sorry. Then comes my parents. The one next to Natu is my mom - Kalyani and next to her is my dad - Veera. And the boy with the white jacket is Kaanu, Varsha's niece. Yes. You heard right. Their family is kinda complicated. To that later, now you wondering where me is? Of course, me is the blue hooded, blue sneaker-ed, looking glum one. 

So then. Now, the photographers. --THE AWESOME PHOTOGRAPHERS--

My dad's the usual one, but everyone takes a chance. The most important ones are>

Me and Varshu. =P Hey, I take my pride in my talent :p. And yeah, we did take each other like that in the same place. Haha. Lol. Yeha. 

So then, next uppp...where did we go next? Wait, I didn't even tell you where we went. So, continuing. So after meeting up with gang, we headed for our train which delayed and we ended up awake throughout the night. Morning we woke up, played Uno and then went to our usual ride. His name is Murugan and he usually takes us in his Tempo Traveller to go around the place. The place is Ooty, so first we headed off to a mountain, Avalanche and stayed in a resthouse up hill there for two, three days. The Tempo is where the first Gang pic was taken and the second gang pic is in front of our resthouse in Avalanche. God, you have to see the view point there. It's rocking. 

Now come's the interesting part. While staying in Avalanche, we went to Dams and Fishery and everything around there. Here are some pics -

--THE DAM, FISHERY, AND EVERYTHING.--
 The dam, yeah?
 This is outside the fishery :P We did a little brook adventuring, lead by me :) and another brook too.
This one is inside. I was actually kinda sleepy after seeing all the fishes. 

So, about the interesting part, it was in our resthouse. In the toilet. Heard about Gokul's fear and my love for tarantulas? It started here. 

--THE TARANTULA--

So funny. Actually.

Then we went to Manjoor after out cottage in Kothagiri was damaged and blah blah blah. We went brook adventuring, trekking and parents did some booze. 

--THE BROOK--
Later, later...what did we do??? Hey you want to see the THINKING MAN???
Now for some crazy funny pics--






 So, practically, you see, our gang is one heck of a funny gang. Want proof? 

Here's the last topic-- THE ROMANCE --
Lol. And here's a random pic of me in Manjoor resthouse and some pics of me and Varsh. 





Wednesday, 2 May 2012

Mockturnal

I am giddy!

Howdy, dudes! I finally got my last book of Hunger Games. 

Thanks to Dad. I love ya. 

And now I;m reading it relentlessly. I hope I don't finish it before tour, since were going off to some area in the middle of nowhere (a highly dangerous jungle) with no electricity. 

So I'm already downloading the Supernatural episodes I'm gonna miss next week. Andd...you know how, boredom is like a disease to me? 

So, even with the monitor splayed open with my favorite website, with the TV on with my favorite channel  and my favorite music being sung by the most divinely voice; I still get bored. Even with electricity. 

So guess what will happen if there's no electricity. 

I'll flip. 

So there's Hunger Games Mockingjay book for me along with Harry Potter Prisoner of Azkaban and The Kane Chronicles. 

It's not like I'm gonna sit with them all week. 

I will go into the jungle too. I like wild animals. They are some beasts. 

So here's my proof of holding Mockingjay...

Please don't mind the mango nail color. I just fiddled with my laptop's camera a bit. Hehe. 




Wow. I just wanna make a manip of my Katniss - which is Kaya S by the way, with those words - "My name is Katniss Everdeen. Why am I not dead? I should be dead."

So, that manip's for another day, for another Chillax Dose. 

Have a good night's sleep everybody!

Don't be nocturnal like me, I live at night, sleep at days (enjoy it in the summer hols when you can,). 

So good night!

-Alex

Skirts To Shawls

So, I have been kinda busy. 
No, I wasn't.

You know, with all the holiday boredom and fun. 

So, I'm finally getting a mobile. And supposedly, from next year onwards, we ninth graders are supposed to wear churidhars. Ggggreat. 

No. 

Not you boys, don't you worry. 

But still, I'm fussed up. All these years of skirt and suddenly they are giving me a fucking churidhar?? Disgusting. 

My stories are coming up great and if I could just boast a little (hey, it's my blog after all), I might even publish them...

In the nearest future

....thousand light years from now

In another planet...

Of course.

I could teach the land there to read and will let them to review. 
Yeah. 
That's how I roll. 
And rock. 

Okayyy....so, I found my mom scolding my dad for buying me a mobile. Honestly? I don't know how I feel about that. Do I need a mobile? Now? At this age? When I'm supposed to play outside? To socialize? To not sit in front of computer and TV all day?

HELLL YEAH!

I woke up to my mom telling -uhm,- scolding my dad on how I might take it to school and cause trouble, cause apparently I'm a troublemaker (oh, you're flattering me mom) and that I could get my phone lost. 

Well, hello, why don't you buy and see what happens? Better judgement, eh? 

So, um, I found this funny stuff. 

So today's awesome times three chillax dose: Blonde Keyboard


Pretty funny, ain't it?

No offense, blondies.

So that's Kaya Scodelario in the GIF. Beautiful ain't she?

So, have a nice day?
-Alex